Squishable Snacker Happy Birthday Cake

Everybody's got a birthday! You've got one! I've got one! That weird guy down the street who speaks in convoluted metaphors and riddles has one! And yet not all of us have a Snacker Happy Birthday Cake! Except the riddle guy. Be like the riddle guy.

• Specs: 6(w) x 6(d) x 6(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!