Squishable Mini Pigeon

Pigeons! Rats of the Sky! Wait, not, that's not true at all! Pigeons are super smart and beautiful and just trying to navigate the world like anyone else. And I mean, yes, they eat garbage off the sidewalk and use your windshield as a port-o-potty, but we have all had our bad days. And anyway what you got against rats? They're furry and cute! Like this pigeon! Wait.