Squishable Alter Ego Reaper Messenger Of Death

Don't pick up the phone! You're going to want to send this message straight to voicemail. If no news is good news, then this is the news you don't want to get. I mean, you're going to get it at some point, but not right now. Sorry, Reaper, leave message at the tone.

Specs: 5(w) x 5(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!